argylesbian:

itsbr1ttanybitch:

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

this video is a legend

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nosdrinker:

this is so vintage

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

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tyleroakley:

me, sunday morning

(Source: imsoshive)

(Source: parrrotflies)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

nintendofunclub:

i think the guy in that john green movie is just afraid to admit that he doesnt know how fire works and it scares him

forgetyeahcomics:

“do you have a boyfriend?”

“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”

(Source: punkasfrick)